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Once a guy winked at Rajnikant’s wife, Rajni twisted his limbs and broke his eyelid.
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We now know him as Baba Ramdev..

Headline Of Today.. Ek train cycle ki chapet main ayi.. Train main sawar sbhi log mare gaye..
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News :Cycle driver “RAJNIKANT” Farrar

Finally scientists get success in finding actual reason of tsunami
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Rajnikant was swimming in the ocean that day!


Rajnikant and a girl were playing cards,
rajnikant had 3 ekkas (AAA) but could not win,why?….
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Becoz the girl had 3 Rajnikants…



Once upon a time rajnikant used tooth powder to get strong teeths.
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Now that powder is used as “CEMENT”..:P


Why did rajnikant buy an acre of land with 4 wells in each corner…?…Coz he wanted to play carrom…!!

Rajnikanth went 2 world cookin championship

of course rajni won.

But
guess
what did he make in final???

Lal mirchi ki meethi kheer.
Rajni rocks


Once Rajnikanth hit a boy on the nose..,
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That boy 2day is known as,
‘Himesh Reshammiya’!!



Once a boy ws playin cricket outside rajinikant’s house & the ball hit rajnikant’s window.Rajnikant took d ball n told d boy 2 play slowly……
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that boy is none other than Rahul Dravid!!



Kal Pure INDIA Me Light Chali Gayi,
kyO Pata Hai..

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kyO Ki..

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Rajnikant Bhai mObile Charge Kar Rahe The . .



after 20 years….

robots will make film called Rajnikant !!



Why Airtel changed their Logo??
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Because Rajnikanth didn’t like it



Once Rajnikant said to a quite shy girl “plz talk something”..
Now dat grl is known as..
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Dolly Bindra


The death of Micheal jackson is revealed
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The day before he died
He saw Rajanikanths Dance
And he got shocked
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Because rajani had performed “SUN WALK”


Once Rajnikanth donated blood to a very small, thin and malnourished child…… Today that child is..”The great Khali” !!!

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