More Rajnikant Jokes

1. Rajanikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

2. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajanikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.

3.Rajanikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.

1. When Rajanikanth gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
2. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Rajanikanth can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
3. Rajanikanth can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
4. It takes Rajanikanth 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

1. One fine day rajnikant sneezed.. next day news paper headline reads : city damaged due to a tornado..
2. Rajnikant's professor frames the questions after rajni completes all the answers.. and at times he fails too..
3. Only rajnikanth knows when A.K HUNGAL was young

1. Once rajnikant was playing cricket in the monsoons.... . . . . . . . . . .. and . . The rain was cancelled due to the match..

2. Rajnikant once threw a coin in disgust at a black beggar,
he is now called 50 cent..!!

3. FaceBooK founder Mark Zukerberg hospitalized with serious injury..
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Rajnikanth poked him on Facebook.