Equations!

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Equation 1
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep


Therefore:
Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy


Therefore:
Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work


In other words,
A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.



Equation 2
Man = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep


Therefore:
Man = Donkey + earn money


Therefore:
Man-earn money = Donkey


In other words
Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey

Equation 3
Woman= eat + sleep + spend
Donkey = eat + sleep


Therefore:
Woman = Donkey + spend
Woman - spend = Donkey


In other words,
Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey

To Conclude: From Equation 2 and Equation 3
Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend



So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!
And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!


So, We have:
Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money


Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude

Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

Comments

Anonymous said…
I wonder why I can't see full text in your RSS feed, do you allow full articles?
Dear Moderator, I hope you don't delete my post. I mean no harm, just being weird.
I'm not happy about my life, what can I do to be happy?
It's actually a pretty funny story what happened after I drank mushroom tea. I started posting random comments.

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