TWO MEN & A LADY
Two Italian men and a lady stranded on a desert island
The two fought and one KILLED the other to have the lady.
Two American men and a lady stranded on a desert island
They both had the lady TOGETHER.
Two French men and a lady stranded on a desert island
They killed the lady to have EACH OTHER.
Two Indonesian men and a lady stranded on a desert island
The first man claimed that island is independent and took the lady as his
advisor. The second man swam to another island to search for jobs.
Two Thai men and a lady stranded on a desert island
The first man rented the lady to the second man for 2 baht a night.
Two Filipino men and a lady stranded on a desert island
The first man kidnapped the lady and asked for ransom from the other man.
Two Malaysian men and a lady stranded on a desert island
The lady ACCUSED the first man of sodomising the other because she was
rejected by both.
And finally….
Two Singaporean men and a lady stranded on a desert island
The two men are still waiting for instructions from the GOVERNMENT on how to proceed!
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