wife & husband
A couple drove down a country road for several miles,
Not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither
of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband
asked
sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep ," the wife replied, "In-laws."
************ ****
*WORDS*
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use
a
day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat
everything
to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, " What?"
************ ****
*CREATION*
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so
stupid and
so beautiful all at the same time.
" The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so
you
would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
************ ****
*The Silent Treatment*
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were
givingeach other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized
that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for
an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to
break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
"Please wake me at 5:00 AM ." He left it where he knew she would
find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM
and he
had missed his flight. Furious , he was about to go and see why his
wife
hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM, Wake up."
A couple drove down a country road for several miles,
Not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither
of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband
asked
sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep ," the wife replied, "In-laws."
************ ****
*WORDS*
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use
a
day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat
everything
to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, " What?"
************ ****
*CREATION*
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so
stupid and
so beautiful all at the same time.
" The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so
you
would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
************ ****
*The Silent Treatment*
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were
givingeach other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized
that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for
an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to
break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
"Please wake me at 5:00 AM ." He left it where he knew she would
find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM
and he
had missed his flight. Furious , he was about to go and see why his
wife
hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM, Wake up."
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