J O K E S .....(1)
January to december
sunday to saturday
Am to Pm
My feelings for u have never changed..... ..
u....
R....
always....
a HEADACHE to me !!!!
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ..
When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you, the world
seems to be fading away, come along with me i'll take u an eye
specialist !!
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ..
If marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell?
Ans : the days after marriage
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ..
During Marriage ceremony why are you made to sit on the horse ?
You are given your last chance to run away.
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ..
Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds..... .
Open ur eyes !
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a
fool........ ....
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ..
I wrote ur name on the sands....... ......
it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in air......... ......... ........
it got blown away,
So i wrote ur name in my heart....... ......
i got a HEART ATTACK
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ..
LOVE is like a CIGAR
It starts with a fire..... continues with smoke.....and ends in ashes...
But dont worry - we are chain smokers
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ..
ur smile can be compared to a flower
ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
ur inocence to a child
but in stupidity
u have no comparison
u r the best
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ..
True love is like a pillow
u can hug when u r in trouble
u can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy so when u
need true love spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow
January to december
sunday to saturday
Am to Pm
My feelings for u have never changed..... ..
u....
R....
always....
a HEADACHE to me !!!!
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ..
When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you, the world
seems to be fading away, come along with me i'll take u an eye
specialist !!
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ..
If marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell?
Ans : the days after marriage
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ..
During Marriage ceremony why are you made to sit on the horse ?
You are given your last chance to run away.
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ..
Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds..... .
Open ur eyes !
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a
fool........ ....
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ..
I wrote ur name on the sands....... ......
it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in air......... ......... ........
it got blown away,
So i wrote ur name in my heart....... ......
i got a HEART ATTACK
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ..
LOVE is like a CIGAR
It starts with a fire..... continues with smoke.....and ends in ashes...
But dont worry - we are chain smokers
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ..
ur smile can be compared to a flower
ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
ur inocence to a child
but in stupidity
u have no comparison
u r the best
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ..
True love is like a pillow
u can hug when u r in trouble
u can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy so when u
need true love spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow
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