Rare JOKES

A woman To Inspector Santa Singh

Woman(crying) : Inspector Ji, Mere pati-dev parso shaam aaloo lene market gaye,abhi tak aaye nahi!!


Inspector Santa : To kya hua! Dusri Sabji banaa lo !
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TITANIC k saath Sardar bhi doob raha tha......... ...aur jor jor se haas raha tha!!!!

kisi ne poocha toh bola........ ....thank god maine Return ticket nahi kharida

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Interviewer: What is Skeleton?
Sonu:"Sir "Skeleton is a Person who 'started'
Dieting but forgot to 'stop' it!!
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An insect falls into a mug of beer...
Reactions:

Englishman:
Throws his mug away and walks out

American:
Takes the insect out and drinks the beer


Chinese:
Eats the insect and throws the beer away

Japanese:
Drinks the beer with insect as it is coming free

Indian:
Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new
mug of beer. ......INTELLIGENT INDIANS