Osama to Amitab : How are you?
Amitab : Bas Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gam. Aap Kaise Hain?
Osama : Bas Kabhi Goli Kabhi Bomb
1st Guy : My wife's an angel
2nd Guy : You're lucky. Mine's still alive!
1st Man: Yaar meri biwi mere dost ke sath bhaag gayi.
2nd Man : Uski yaad aati hogi naa.
1st Man: Haa yaar.. bahut acha dost tha!
Santa on cycle hit lady accidently, lady says break nahi mar sakta tha?
Santa : Poori cycle to mar di...ab break alag se maroon kya?
Santa standing below a tube light with an open mouth.... WHY?
Because his doctor advised him, aaj light hi khana!!
If vivek marries Aishwariya and becomes a "joru ka gulam" what will he
be
called? Vivek-Obey-Rai !!
Santa to salesman : I want a pink curtain for my computer screen.
Salesman: But sir computers dont need curtains.
Santa: Hello.. I got 'Windows' !!
Amitab : Bas Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gam. Aap Kaise Hain?
Osama : Bas Kabhi Goli Kabhi Bomb
1st Guy : My wife's an angel
2nd Guy : You're lucky. Mine's still alive!
1st Man: Yaar meri biwi mere dost ke sath bhaag gayi.
2nd Man : Uski yaad aati hogi naa.
1st Man: Haa yaar.. bahut acha dost tha!
Santa on cycle hit lady accidently, lady says break nahi mar sakta tha?
Santa : Poori cycle to mar di...ab break alag se maroon kya?
Santa standing below a tube light with an open mouth.... WHY?
Because his doctor advised him, aaj light hi khana!!
If vivek marries Aishwariya and becomes a "joru ka gulam" what will he
be
called? Vivek-Obey-Rai !!
Santa to salesman : I want a pink curtain for my computer screen.
Salesman: But sir computers dont need curtains.
Santa: Hello.. I got 'Windows' !!
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