purpose to a girl

How a girl replies if Himesh proposes;

'O huzoor,bhaar me jaey tera suroor,surat se he tu khajoor,body se factory ka mazdoor,chal hoja duurr abey langooor

Why don?t dogs marry?
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Bcoz? Woh to pehle hi kutte ki zindagi jee rahe hote hain

Tere bin Mai yun kese jiyaaaa...
Kese jiyaaa tere bin....!!

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Very Happy!
Life set hai yar!
Tere Bin!
Balle balle!!

Subha
SMS


Shaam
SMS


Din me
SMS


Raat me
SMS


Ghar me
SMS


Office me
SMS


Jeena
SMS


Marna
SMS
Akhir kya he ye SMS??




S = SUB
M= MIL ker
S = SOCHO:-)

"Pizza Hut" Ka Opposite Kia Hota Hai. . . . ? ? ?
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Ans:

Pizza Hutna Mat. . . . ;->

Jab kisi ki taraf dil jhukne lage,
baat aa kar zaban per rune lage.....

toh...

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are vicks ki goli lo khichkhich dur karo...

Very simple..

Dil ke operation ko BYPASS kyon kehte hain?

Kyon ki agar operation theek ho gaya toh..
PASS varna Hamesha ke liye BYE!