Once a man was waiting for a taxi. A beggar came along
and asked him for
some money. The man ignored him. But being a professional, the beggar kept
on pestering him. The man became irritated when he realized that the beggar
would not leave him alone unless he parts with some money.
Suddenly an idea struck him. He told the beggar, "I do not have money, But if you tell me
what you want to do with the money, I will certainly help you." "I would
have bought a cup of tea", replied the beggar. The man said, "Sorry man. I
can offer you a cigarette instead of tea".
He then took a pack of cigarettes from his pocket and offered one to the beggar. The beggar told, "I don't
smoke as it is injurious to health." The man smiled and took a bottle of
whisky from his pocket and told the beggar, "Here, take this bottle and
enjoy the stuff. It i! s really good". The beggar refused by saying,
"Alcohol muddles the brain and damages the liver". The man smiled again. He
told the beggar, "I am going to the race course. Come with me and I will
arrange for some tickets and we will place bets. If we win, you take the
whole amount and leave me alone". As before, the beggar politely refused
the latest offer by saying, "Sorry sir, I can't come with you as betting on
horses is a bad habit."
Suddenly the man felt relieved !! and asked the
beggar to come to his home with him. Finally, the beggar's face lit up in
anticipation of receiving at least something from the man. But he still had
his doubts and asked the man, "Why do you want me to go to your house with
you".
The man replied...with smile
or say laughed hahahahhaahahaaah
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"My wife always wanted to see how a man with no Bad habits looks like".
and asked him for
some money. The man ignored him. But being a professional, the beggar kept
on pestering him. The man became irritated when he realized that the beggar
would not leave him alone unless he parts with some money.
Suddenly an idea struck him. He told the beggar, "I do not have money, But if you tell me
what you want to do with the money, I will certainly help you." "I would
have bought a cup of tea", replied the beggar. The man said, "Sorry man. I
can offer you a cigarette instead of tea".
He then took a pack of cigarettes from his pocket and offered one to the beggar. The beggar told, "I don't
smoke as it is injurious to health." The man smiled and took a bottle of
whisky from his pocket and told the beggar, "Here, take this bottle and
enjoy the stuff. It i! s really good". The beggar refused by saying,
"Alcohol muddles the brain and damages the liver". The man smiled again. He
told the beggar, "I am going to the race course. Come with me and I will
arrange for some tickets and we will place bets. If we win, you take the
whole amount and leave me alone". As before, the beggar politely refused
the latest offer by saying, "Sorry sir, I can't come with you as betting on
horses is a bad habit."
Suddenly the man felt relieved !! and asked the
beggar to come to his home with him. Finally, the beggar's face lit up in
anticipation of receiving at least something from the man. But he still had
his doubts and asked the man, "Why do you want me to go to your house with
you".
The man replied...with smile
or say laughed hahahahhaahahaaah
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"My wife always wanted to see how a man with no Bad habits looks like".
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