rajnikant jokes againonce James bond shoot a person and say I’m bond, James bond. climax:~ but the person catches the bullet and throw at bond & bon
WeN RaJnIkAnT was a student
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?Teachers used to bunk class…
Once Rajnikant went to U.S. And met Pamela Anderson..he got desperate and wanted to masturbate..
So he went behind a building and did it for few minutes….
That building is now known as…
…THE WHITE HOUSE…;)
one DAY, naasa scientists found something is flying in mars. they become happy and shouts – ‘life on mars, life on mars’
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rajnikant was flying a kite on mars from earth……………..
Gf: Mera koi picha karte rehta hai…
Rajni: ok..
Nxt day…
Gf: Hey… where the hell is My Shadow????
All scientist failed bt rajnikanth did…
Q-which liquid turns solid on heating?
Ans-DOSA…
Rajnikant’s ammunition suddenly got over and a villain came in front of him and instantly died coz,
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Rajnikant shouted “DHISHKYAAOON”
once James bond shoot a person and say I’m bond, James bond.
climax:~
but the person catches the bullet and throw at bond & bond dies
the person says
“i m kanth, rajnikanth”
Once rajnikanth gave kiss to his girlfriend Infront of a kid. Now the kid is known as.
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Emran hashmi.
Worldcup schedule
2011GROUP A
AUS,PAK,SL,NZ, ZIM, CANADA,KENYA
…GROUP B
IND,SA,ENG,WI,BAN,IRLAND,NETHERLAND.
GROUP C RAJNIKANTH….
Once a unknown child came to rajnikants house.
When the boy entered,
rajnikant askd ‘ae kaun’?? umm ?? ummm?? :p
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