Gujju Death
A Patel family in Gujarat was puzzled when the coffin
of their dead mother arrived from the US. It was sent
by one of the daughters. The dead body was very
tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left
in it When they opened the lid , they found a letter
on top addressed to her brothers and sisters:
Dear Chandrakantbhai, Arvindbhai, Mohan and Varsha,
I am sending Ba's body to you,since it was her
wish that she should be cremated in the compound of
our ancestral home in GUJARAT. Sorry, I could
not come along as all of my paid leave is consumed.
You will find inside the coffin, under Ba's body,
12 cans of cheese, 10 packets of Tobler chocolates and
8 packets of Badam. Please divide these among all of
you. On Ba's feet you will find a new pair of Reebok
shoes(size 10) for Mohan. There are also 2 pairs
of shoes for Radha's and Lakshmi's sons. Hope the
sizes are correct.
Ba is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large size
is for Mohan. Just distribute the rest among
yourselves. The 2 new Jeans that Ba's is wearing
are for the boys. The Swiss watch that Reema wanted is
on Ba's left wrist.
Shanta masi, Ba is wearing the necklace, earrings
and ring that you asked for. Please take them off her.
The 6 white cotton socks that Ba is wearing must
be divided among my nephews. Please distribute all
these fairly.
Love Smita
PS : And if anything more required let me know
soon as Bapuji is also not feeling too well
nowadays...
A Patel family in Gujarat was puzzled when the coffin
of their dead mother arrived from the US. It was sent
by one of the daughters. The dead body was very
tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left
in it When they opened the lid , they found a letter
on top addressed to her brothers and sisters:
Dear Chandrakantbhai, Arvindbhai, Mohan and Varsha,
I am sending Ba's body to you,since it was her
wish that she should be cremated in the compound of
our ancestral home in GUJARAT. Sorry, I could
not come along as all of my paid leave is consumed.
You will find inside the coffin, under Ba's body,
12 cans of cheese, 10 packets of Tobler chocolates and
8 packets of Badam. Please divide these among all of
you. On Ba's feet you will find a new pair of Reebok
shoes(size 10) for Mohan. There are also 2 pairs
of shoes for Radha's and Lakshmi's sons. Hope the
sizes are correct.
Ba is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large size
is for Mohan. Just distribute the rest among
yourselves. The 2 new Jeans that Ba's is wearing
are for the boys. The Swiss watch that Reema wanted is
on Ba's left wrist.
Shanta masi, Ba is wearing the necklace, earrings
and ring that you asked for. Please take them off her.
The 6 white cotton socks that Ba is wearing must
be divided among my nephews. Please distribute all
these fairly.
Love Smita
PS : And if anything more required let me know
soon as Bapuji is also not feeling too well
nowadays...
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