Some new definitions which came in today's ET

Some new definitions which came in today's ET
PE - Plunge Endless

EBITDA- Exit Before It Tumbles Down Again

QIB - Quixotic Indian Blunder

HNI - Has No Idea

FII - Furious Impoverished Investors

PMS - Premeditated Scam

SIP - Suicide by Investing Patiently

Fund Manager - Last year's ace stock picker now locked up in an asylum

Investor - Someone who is broke

Broker - Worse off than an investor

Correction - The next day after you bought shares

Momentum buying - The fine art of buying high and selling low

Value buying - The art of buying low and selling even lower