Is this world only for girls?
= if a girl laugh loudly----------------beautiful
* if a boy laugh loudly---------------Lunatic
= if a girl talk sweetly----------------lovely
* if a boy talk sweetly---------------trickster
= if girl goes to shopping-----------rule or tradition
* if boy goes to shopping----------wasting father's hard earned money
= if a girl is quiet---------------------intelligent
* if a boy is quite--------------------have u come to funeral?
= if girls walk together-------------groups
* if boys walk together-------------gay
source: www.GamesWala.com
Wednesday, November 30, 2011
Two priests and HAWAII
Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation.
They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy.
As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses etc.
The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their 'tourist' garb.
They were sitting on beach chairs,
enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a 'drop dead gorgeous' blonde in a topless bikini came walking straight towards them.
They couldn't help but stare.
As the blonde passed them she smiled and said 'Good Morning, Father ~ Good Morning, Father,' nodding and addressing each of them individually, then she passed on by.
They were both stunned.
How in the world did she know they were priests?
So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits.
These were so loud you could hear them before you even saw them!
Once again, in their new attire, they settled down in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine..
After a little while, the same gorgeous blonde, wearing a different colored topless bikini, taking her sweet time, came walking toward them.
Again she nodded at each of them, said
'Good morning, Father ~ Good morning, Father,' and started to walk away.
One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said,
'Just a minute, young lady.' 'Yes, Father?'
'We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world do you know we are priests, dressed as we are?'
She replied,
'Father, it's me, Sister Kathleen.'
Source: www.GamesWala.com
They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy.
As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses etc.
The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their 'tourist' garb.
They were sitting on beach chairs,
enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a 'drop dead gorgeous' blonde in a topless bikini came walking straight towards them.
They couldn't help but stare.
As the blonde passed them she smiled and said 'Good Morning, Father ~ Good Morning, Father,' nodding and addressing each of them individually, then she passed on by.
They were both stunned.
How in the world did she know they were priests?
So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits.
These were so loud you could hear them before you even saw them!
Once again, in their new attire, they settled down in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine..
After a little while, the same gorgeous blonde, wearing a different colored topless bikini, taking her sweet time, came walking toward them.
Again she nodded at each of them, said
'Good morning, Father ~ Good morning, Father,' and started to walk away.
One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said,
'Just a minute, young lady.' 'Yes, Father?'
'We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world do you know we are priests, dressed as we are?'
She replied,
'Father, it's me, Sister Kathleen.'
Source: www.GamesWala.com
Life before Computer
-Window was a square hole in a room
-Application was something written in paper
-Mouse was a animal
-Keyboard was a Piano
-File was a important office material
-Hard Drive was a uncomfortable road trip
-Cut was done with Knife n Paste was done with Glue
-Web was spider's home
-Virus was flu
-Apple n Blackberry were just fruits
-We couldn't "UNDO" anything we have done
source: www.GamesWala.com
-Application was something written in paper
-Mouse was a animal
-Keyboard was a Piano
-File was a important office material
-Hard Drive was a uncomfortable road trip
-Cut was done with Knife n Paste was done with Glue
-Web was spider's home
-Virus was flu
-Apple n Blackberry were just fruits
-We couldn't "UNDO" anything we have done
source: www.GamesWala.com
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