FRIENDSHIP QUIZ

FRIENDSHIP QUIZ

You don't actually have to take the quiz. Just read straight through, and you'll get the point.

Take this quiz:
Name the five wealthiest people in the world.
Name the top five news stories five years ago.
Name ten presidents or leaders of the biggest countries in the world.
Name ten people who have won the Nobel or Pulitzer Prize.
Name the last half dozen Academy Award winners for best actor or actress.
Name the last decade's worth of World Series winners.

How did you do?

The point is, none of us remember the headliners of yesterday. These are no second-rate achievers. They are the best in their fields. But the applause dies. Awards tarnish. Achievements are forgotten. Accolades and certificates are buried with their owners.

Here's another quiz. See how you do on this one:
List a few teachers who aided your journey through school.
Name three friends who have helped you through a difficult time.
Name five people who have taught you something worthwhile.
Think of a few people who have made you feel, appreciated and special.
Think of five people you enjoy spending time with.
Name half a dozen heroes whose stories have inspired you. Easier?

The people who make a difference in your life are not the most powerful ones, nor have the most money or awards. They are the ones that care.

NOW, you are dead

An explorer was walking through the jungle and suddenly, he found himself surrounded by dangerous cannibals. "I'm dead," said the explorer.


Then, a bright light came from the sky and a voice from the sky said, "Not yet, take your
knife, and cut the throat of the leader."


The explorer did what the voice said. The cannibals began to scream.


The voice from the sky said, "NOW, you are dead."

To, The Principal ABC High School

To,
The Principal
ABC High School
Always Smile NAGAR.

Sir,

Baat yeh hai ki mere papa ne mujhe school fee ke liye 500 rupay diye the. 100 rupay ki doston ke saath film dekh li, 150 rupay ki canteen main party-sharty kar lee, 50 rupaiy se girl friend ka recharge karwaya. Aur 200 rupay shart main haar gaya ki English wali madam ka chakkar Maths wale sir se chal raha hai..Main haar gaya, kyonki pata laga hai ki us madam ka chakkar to aap se chal raha hai.

Sir, ab aap ke samne sirf do hi raaste hain......Ya tou Fee Maaf, ya phir Raaz Faash. Choice is yours !!!

Thanking you.

Yours ever faithfully,
XYZ

Saving GEORGE BUSH / NOBEL PRIZE

One day, three boys were walking over a bridge when they heard a guy yelling for help. It was President Bush. He was drowning, and the three boys rescued him.

He thanked them dearly and promised them whatever they wanted as a reward. The first boy wanted $10,000, so Bush gave him the money. The second boy wanted a Ferrari, so Bush gave the boy a Ferrari.


The third boy wanted a wheelchair, Bush said, “Why do you want one of those, son, you're not handicapped.” The boy replied, “I will be when my dad finds out whose life I saved.”


...................................


Bob is walking down a country road when he spots Farmer Harris standing in the middle of a huge field of corn doing absolutely nothing.

Bob, curious to find out what's happening, walks all the way out to the farmer and asks him, 'Excuse me Farmer Harris, could you tell me what you are you doing?'

'I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize, 'the farmer replies.

'A Nobel Prize?' enquires Bob, puzzled. 'How?'

'Well, I heard they give the Nobel Prize to people who are out standing in their field.'

Some FUNNY Stuff :)

Interviewer: Just imagine your in 3rd
floor, it caught fire and how will
you escape?
Jimmy: Its simple. I will stop my
imagination!!!

When Jimmy was traveling with his wife
in a Taxi, the driver adjusted mirror.
Jimmy shouted, "You are trying
to see my wife? Sit back.
I will drive.

One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Jimmy:
Any great man born in this city???
Jimmy: No sir, only small Babies!!!


Interviewer: What is your birth date?
Jimmy: 13th October
Which year?
Jimmy: .....EVERY YEAR

Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer
interested?
JACK: A teacher!


Teacher: Now, JACK, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
JACK: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

Quick Management!!!

Ek din ek kutta (dog) jungle main raasta kho gaya .
Tabhi usane dekha ek sher uskii taraf aa raha hai. Kutte ki saans rookh gayi.
"Aaj to kaam tamaam mera!" usne socha.

Phir usne saamane kuchh sookhi haddiyan padi dekhi. Woh aate hue sher ki taraf peeth kar ke baith gaya aaur ek sookhi hadii ko choosane laga aur zor zor se bolne laga, "wah! Sher ko khaane ka maza hi kuchh aur hai. Ek aur mil jaaye to poori daawat ho jayegi!" Aur usne zor se dakaar mara.

Is bar sher sakate mein aa gayaa. Usne socha "ye kutta to sher ka shikar karta hai! Jaan bacha kara bhago!" Aur sher wahan se champat ho gaya.

Ped par baitha ek Bandar yeh sab tamasha dekh raha tha. Usne socha yeh mauka achha hai sher ko sari kahani bata deta hoon - sher se dosti ho jayegi aur usase zindagi bhar ke liye jaan ka khatra dur ho
jayega.

Woh phataphat sher ke pichhe bhaga.Kutte ne Bandar ko jaate hue dekh liya aur samajh gayaki koi locha hai.Udhar Bandar ne sher ko sab bata diya ki kaise kutte ne use bewakoof banaya hai. Sher zor se dahada, "chal mere saath abhi uski leela khatam karta hoon" aur Bandar ko apani
peeth par baitha kar sher kutte ki taraf lapka.

Kutte ne sher ko aate dekha to ek bar phir uskii taraf peeth
karke baith gaya aur zor zor se bolne laga,

Can u imagine the quick management by the DOG......... .........
.?

"Is Bandar ko bhej ke 1 ghanta ho gaya , saala ek sher FASA kar nahi la sakta!"

In the winter of 1928 Joseph Kennedy, the famous American businessman

In the winter of 1928, goes the legend, Joseph Kennedy, the famous American businessman, stopped by a shoeshine stand on the way to his posh Wall Street office. The shoeshine boy worked up a sweat trying to earn a tip, but the humorous Kennedy was going to offer the boy a tip of a different kind.

When the boy swiped the rag across the rich gentleman's shoes for the last time and looked up at him from the dirty sidewalk, Kennedy said: "You've done a fine job, my boy. So, here's a tip for you: Stay in school." And he smiled and chuckled as he walked away pulling up his nubuck leather gloves, walking cane under his armpit, very pleased by the joke.

But the boy was not of the timid kind. "Oh yeah," he yelled back at Kennedy, "well, I got a tip for you too: buy Hindenburg!" Intrigued, Kennedy turned around and walked back. "What did you say?" – "Buy Hindenburg, they are a fine company," said the boy. "How do you know that?" –- "A guy before you said he was gonna buy a bunch of their stocks, that's how." – "I see," said Kennedy. "That's a fine tip. I suppose, I was a little harsh on you earlier," he said, pulling off a glove and reaching in his side pocket for some change. "Here, you've earned it."

Little did Kennedy know that the man whose shoes the clever boy polished before him was not a stockbroker with a hot tip. He was a naval engineer from a base in New Jersey, who, flattered by the kid's attention to his golden-button uniform, told him that for Thanksgiving the navy would float a huge zeppelin in the sky called Hindenburg – but made the boy promise that he would never, never ever get close to it because of the dangerous gas they used to make it fly.

Little did the boy know that Kennedy, a cunning investor, thought to himself: "You know it's time to sell when shoeshine boys give you stock tips. This bull market is over."