Monday, June 30, 2008
apologize
Apologizing doesn't mean that you are wrong & the other is right It means that you value the relationship more than your ego.
Friday, June 27, 2008
Health - important tips
Answer the phone by LEFT ear.
Do not drink coffee TWICE a day.
Do not take pills with COOL water.
Do not have HUGE meals after 5pm.
Reduce the amount of OILY food you consume.
Drink more WATER in the morning, less at night.
Keep your distance from hand phone CHARGERS.
Do not use headphones/earphone for LONG period of time.
Best sleeping time is from 10pm at night to 6am in the morning.
Do not lie down immediately after taking medicine before sleeping.
When battery is down to the LAST grid/bar, do not answer the phone as
the radiation is 1000 times.
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
What is the meaning of CRR in detail
The reserve requirement (or required reserve ratio) is a bank regulation that sets the minimum reserves each bank must hold to customer deposits and notes. These reserves are designed to satisfy withdrawal demands, and would normally be in the form of fiat currency stored in a bank vault (vault cash), or with a central bank.
The reserve ratio is sometimes used as a tool in monetary policy, influencing the country's economy, borrowing, and interest rates. However, Central banks rarely alter the reserve requirements due to the fact that it would cause immediate liquidity problems for banks with low excess reserves. Instead, open market operations are used. As of 2006 the required reserve ratio in the United States was 10% on transaction deposits (component of money supply "M1"), and zero on time deposits and all other deposits.
An institution that holds reserves in excess of the required amount is said to hold excess reserves.
(Let me give you an example. Let say if CCR= 10% and someone come in with $100. With CCR of 10%, the bank can lend out $90 more dollar. And the person got the $90 can deposit back to the bank. The bank can lend out $81 dollar. The net effect is $1000 flowing around or money creation[1]. With CCR of 20% and $100 for deposit, the money creation will be $500. Thereby, when RBI tighten it's monetary policy by CRR, in effect the bank will not willing to lend out money and demand higher return on the money. And the "hot money" will slow down.
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A = Principle
r = CCR
$A (original $100) + $ A (1-r) (the lend out $90) + $ A (1-r)^2 +..... = Money Creation
Let the bank lend out infinite times. The formula becomes A/r = Money Creation
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The Reserve Bank of India (RBI) is the central bank of India, and was established on April 1, 1935 in accordance with the provisions of the Reserve Bank of India Act, 1934. Since its inception, it has been headquartered in Mumbai. Though originally privately owned, RBI has been fully owned by the Government of India since nationalization in 1949.
RBI is governed by a central board (headed by a Governor) appointed by the Central Government. The current governor of RBI is Dr.Y.Venugopal Reddy (who succeeded Dr. Bimal Jalan on September 6, 2003). RBI has 22 regional offices across India.
The Reserve Bank of India was set up on the recommendations of the Hilton Young Commission. The commission submitted its report in the year 1926, though the bank was not set up for nine years.
Main objectives
Monetary Authority
* Formulates, implements and monitors the monetary policy.
* Objective: maintaining price stability and ensuring adequate flow of credit to productive sectors.
Regulator and supervisor of the financial system
* Prescribes broad parameters of banking operations within which the country's banking and financial system functions.
* Objective: maintain public confidence in the system, protect depositors' interest and provide cost-effective banking services to the public. The Banking Ombudsman Scheme has been formulated by the Reserve Bank of India (RBI) for effective redressal of complaints by bank customers
Manager of Exchange Control
* Manages the Foreign Exchange Management Act, 1999.
* Objective: to facilitate external trade and payment and promote orderly development and maintenance of foreign exchange market in India.
Issuer of currency
* Issues and exchanges or destroys currency and coins not fit for circulation.
* Objective: to give the public adequate quantity of supplies of currency notes and coins and in good quality.
and even providing loan to commercial bank
Developmental role
* Performs a wide range of promotional functions to support national objectives.
Related Functions
* Banker to the Government: performs merchant banking function for the central and the state governments; also acts as their banker.
* Banker to banks: maintains banking accounts of all scheduled banks.
* Owner and operator of the depository (SGL) and exchange (NDS) for government bonds.
There is now an international consensus about the need to focus the tasks of a central bank upon central banking. RBI is far out of touch with such a principle, owing to the sprawling mandate described above.
The reserve ratio is sometimes used as a tool in monetary policy, influencing the country's economy, borrowing, and interest rates. However, Central banks rarely alter the reserve requirements due to the fact that it would cause immediate liquidity problems for banks with low excess reserves. Instead, open market operations are used. As of 2006 the required reserve ratio in the United States was 10% on transaction deposits (component of money supply "M1"), and zero on time deposits and all other deposits.
An institution that holds reserves in excess of the required amount is said to hold excess reserves.
(Let me give you an example. Let say if CCR= 10% and someone come in with $100. With CCR of 10%, the bank can lend out $90 more dollar. And the person got the $90 can deposit back to the bank. The bank can lend out $81 dollar. The net effect is $1000 flowing around or money creation[1]. With CCR of 20% and $100 for deposit, the money creation will be $500. Thereby, when RBI tighten it's monetary policy by CRR, in effect the bank will not willing to lend out money and demand higher return on the money. And the "hot money" will slow down.
[1]
A = Principle
r = CCR
$A (original $100) + $ A (1-r) (the lend out $90) + $ A (1-r)^2 +..... = Money Creation
Let the bank lend out infinite times. The formula becomes A/r = Money Creation
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The Reserve Bank of India (RBI) is the central bank of India, and was established on April 1, 1935 in accordance with the provisions of the Reserve Bank of India Act, 1934. Since its inception, it has been headquartered in Mumbai. Though originally privately owned, RBI has been fully owned by the Government of India since nationalization in 1949.
RBI is governed by a central board (headed by a Governor) appointed by the Central Government. The current governor of RBI is Dr.Y.Venugopal Reddy (who succeeded Dr. Bimal Jalan on September 6, 2003). RBI has 22 regional offices across India.
The Reserve Bank of India was set up on the recommendations of the Hilton Young Commission. The commission submitted its report in the year 1926, though the bank was not set up for nine years.
Main objectives
Monetary Authority
* Formulates, implements and monitors the monetary policy.
* Objective: maintaining price stability and ensuring adequate flow of credit to productive sectors.
Regulator and supervisor of the financial system
* Prescribes broad parameters of banking operations within which the country's banking and financial system functions.
* Objective: maintain public confidence in the system, protect depositors' interest and provide cost-effective banking services to the public. The Banking Ombudsman Scheme has been formulated by the Reserve Bank of India (RBI) for effective redressal of complaints by bank customers
Manager of Exchange Control
* Manages the Foreign Exchange Management Act, 1999.
* Objective: to facilitate external trade and payment and promote orderly development and maintenance of foreign exchange market in India.
Issuer of currency
* Issues and exchanges or destroys currency and coins not fit for circulation.
* Objective: to give the public adequate quantity of supplies of currency notes and coins and in good quality.
and even providing loan to commercial bank
Developmental role
* Performs a wide range of promotional functions to support national objectives.
Related Functions
* Banker to the Government: performs merchant banking function for the central and the state governments; also acts as their banker.
* Banker to banks: maintains banking accounts of all scheduled banks.
* Owner and operator of the depository (SGL) and exchange (NDS) for government bonds.
There is now an international consensus about the need to focus the tasks of a central bank upon central banking. RBI is far out of touch with such a principle, owing to the sprawling mandate described above.
funny - Do you know the relation between your two eyes?
Do you know the relation between your two eyes?
1. They blink together. 2. They move together. 3. They cry together. 4. They see things together. 5. They sleep together. 6. They never see each other..........
However, when they see a woman, one will blink and another will not.Moral of the story: Woman can break any kind of relationship!!!
1. They blink together. 2. They move together. 3. They cry together. 4. They see things together. 5. They sleep together. 6. They never see each other..........
However, when they see a woman, one will blink and another will not.Moral of the story: Woman can break any kind of relationship!!!
funny - Do you know the relation between your two eyes?
Do you know the relation between your two eyes?
1. They blink together. 2. They move together. 3. They cry together. 4. They see things together. 5. They sleep together. 6. They never see each other..........
However, when they see a woman, one will blink and another will not.Moral of the story: Woman can break any kind of relationship!!!
1. They blink together. 2. They move together. 3. They cry together. 4. They see things together. 5. They sleep together. 6. They never see each other..........
However, when they see a woman, one will blink and another will not.Moral of the story: Woman can break any kind of relationship!!!
Friday, June 13, 2008
from age 1 to 20
Age 2 Yrs..Nurse Ko ankh mare..
Age 5 Yrs..Uncle ki Cigarette lay kar bhagaa
Age 6 Yrs..ghar walon ki naak mein dum
Age 7 Yrs..Neighbours ki bell Baja ke bhagaaa..
Age 8 Yrs..school mein Teacher ko line mari..
Age 9 Yrs...exam mein cheating karni seekhi
Age 10 Yrs...Papa ki Pocket se Purse gayab...
Age 11 Yrs...mobiles Ka dhaanda...
Age 12 Yrs...Papa Ki car Road pe..
Age 13 Yrs...Road waley apney apney Gharoon per..
Age 14 Yrs...raat ko subah, subah ko raat....
Age 15 Yrs...club jana shuru
Age 16 yrs...padosi ki beti Le kar Faraar...
Age 17 Yrs...bikes ki duniya ka baadshah..
Age 18 Yrs...college mein admission
Age 18.5 yrs...share mai ghar walo ko dubhana
Age 19 Yrs...Whisky&Vodka ki dunya mein new name..
Age 20 yrs...ab shareef hogaya hooon!koi shrarat nahin karta
so make me ur frnd.....!
Age 5 Yrs..Uncle ki Cigarette lay kar bhagaa
Age 6 Yrs..ghar walon ki naak mein dum
Age 7 Yrs..Neighbours ki bell Baja ke bhagaaa..
Age 8 Yrs..school mein Teacher ko line mari..
Age 9 Yrs...exam mein cheating karni seekhi
Age 10 Yrs...Papa ki Pocket se Purse gayab...
Age 11 Yrs...mobiles Ka dhaanda...
Age 12 Yrs...Papa Ki car Road pe..
Age 13 Yrs...Road waley apney apney Gharoon per..
Age 14 Yrs...raat ko subah, subah ko raat....
Age 15 Yrs...club jana shuru
Age 16 yrs...padosi ki beti Le kar Faraar...
Age 17 Yrs...bikes ki duniya ka baadshah..
Age 18 Yrs...college mein admission
Age 18.5 yrs...share mai ghar walo ko dubhana
Age 19 Yrs...Whisky&Vodka ki dunya mein new name..
Age 20 yrs...ab shareef hogaya hooon!koi shrarat nahin karta
so make me ur frnd.....!
Sunday, June 8, 2008
fight against corrupted politics
Indians r poor; but India is not a poor country - says 1 of d Swiss bank director, He says tat 108 lac cores Indian money deposited in swiss bank . The same money can b used for taxless budget for 30 yrs n also can giv jobs 2all indians; n can giv free education 2 all Indians... Think how our money blocked by Politicians n richers...?? We have full rights to fight against Politicians... Pls forward this msg 2 all true indians
Thursday, June 5, 2008
Rare JOKES
A woman To Inspector Santa Singh
Woman(crying) : Inspector Ji, Mere pati-dev parso shaam aaloo lene market gaye,abhi tak aaye nahi!!
Inspector Santa : To kya hua! Dusri Sabji banaa lo !
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TITANIC k saath Sardar bhi doob raha tha......... ...aur jor jor se haas raha tha!!!!
kisi ne poocha toh bola........ ....thank god maine Return ticket nahi kharida
____________ _________ _________ _________ ___
Interviewer: What is Skeleton?
Sonu:"Sir "Skeleton is a Person who 'started'
Dieting but forgot to 'stop' it!!
____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ __
An insect falls into a mug of beer...
Reactions:
Englishman:
Throws his mug away and walks out
American:
Takes the insect out and drinks the beer
Chinese:
Eats the insect and throws the beer away
Japanese:
Drinks the beer with insect as it is coming free
Indian:
Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new
mug of beer. ......INTELLIGENT INDIANS
Woman(crying) : Inspector Ji, Mere pati-dev parso shaam aaloo lene market gaye,abhi tak aaye nahi!!
Inspector Santa : To kya hua! Dusri Sabji banaa lo !
____________ _________ _________ _________
TITANIC k saath Sardar bhi doob raha tha......... ...aur jor jor se haas raha tha!!!!
kisi ne poocha toh bola........ ....thank god maine Return ticket nahi kharida
____________ _________ _________ _________ ___
Interviewer: What is Skeleton?
Sonu:"Sir "Skeleton is a Person who 'started'
Dieting but forgot to 'stop' it!!
____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ __
An insect falls into a mug of beer...
Reactions:
Englishman:
Throws his mug away and walks out
American:
Takes the insect out and drinks the beer
Chinese:
Eats the insect and throws the beer away
Japanese:
Drinks the beer with insect as it is coming free
Indian:
Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new
mug of beer. ......INTELLIGENT INDIANS
Try To ANSWER
ry To ANSWER1. Once upon a time, Sada and Adam ,visited the coal mine to find some
diamonds.
Sada goes right and Adam goes left . Sada had one harpoon only but
Adam had
sophisticated diamond detecting tools.
Inspire of that, Sada found one diamond but Adam didn't find any ...
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2.Math PJ
Once 'Constant' and e^x ( e raised to x) were walking down the road.
Suddenly 'Constant' screamed and said:
"I m going bcoz 'Differential' is coming and if he sees me he will
eliminate me."
But e^x stands firm in front of ' Differential' and says:
"U can't do anything with me. I m e^x and will always be e^x."
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4.Jabardast PJ..hil jaoge
All electrons were having a party but protons attacked them.
A hero comes and saves them.
All electrons ask him "Who are you?"
He Says
"My name is BOND .... COVALENT BOND"
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Ek baar ki baat hai......
Chantu aur Bantu khandala jaa rahe hote hain!!!!
unki caar kharab ho jaati hai.....
wo dono car wahiin chordh ker paidal chal padte hain!!!!
Raste mei ek surang aati hai....
chantu darr jaata hai...per bantu kehta hai..mai paar karke dikhaunga... .
Per DUE TO UNAVAILABLITY OF TORCH....Bantu har baar takra kar wapas aa
jaata hai....
Tabhi chantu apnii jeb se DUS ka note nikalta hai....apne haath ko blade se
kaat ke..DUS ke note ko khoon mei bhigo leta hai......
aur aaram se surang paar kar jaata hai...~~~
abb mylord.!!!
sawaal ye uthta hai....
aakhir chantu ne surang paar kar kaise lii.....
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chalo mai batata hun....
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uske paas LAAL-TEN THA!!!
diamonds.
Sada goes right and Adam goes left . Sada had one harpoon only but
Adam had
sophisticated diamond detecting tools.
Inspire of that, Sada found one diamond but Adam didn't find any ...
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Hira hai Sada ke liye !!!!
2.Math PJ
Once 'Constant' and e^x ( e raised to x) were walking down the road.
Suddenly 'Constant' screamed and said:
"I m going bcoz 'Differential' is coming and if he sees me he will
eliminate me."
But e^x stands firm in front of ' Differential' and says:
"U can't do anything with me. I m e^x and will always be e^x."
'Differential starts laughing??..
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Why??
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Differential says: " I m not d/dx, I m d/dy."
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Dude goes to coffee shop, orders a coffee..
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Waiters takes the order goes across the table and does some ishara.....
and after some time brings the bill....
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Dude asks what about the coffee, you did some ishara and got me the
bill???
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Kya waiter baiman tha....?????
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Kya oosne paise khaye the
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To oosne aisa kyon kiya??
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Waiter replies, " Samajhdar ke liye ishara hi coffee hai"...
4.Jabardast PJ..hil jaoge
All electrons were having a party but protons attacked them.
A hero comes and saves them.
All electrons ask him "Who are you?"
He Says
"My name is BOND .... COVALENT BOND"
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Ek baar ki baat hai......
Chantu aur Bantu khandala jaa rahe hote hain!!!!
unki caar kharab ho jaati hai.....
wo dono car wahiin chordh ker paidal chal padte hain!!!!
Raste mei ek surang aati hai....
chantu darr jaata hai...per bantu kehta hai..mai paar karke dikhaunga... .
Per DUE TO UNAVAILABLITY OF TORCH....Bantu har baar takra kar wapas aa
jaata hai....
Tabhi chantu apnii jeb se DUS ka note nikalta hai....apne haath ko blade se
kaat ke..DUS ke note ko khoon mei bhigo leta hai......
aur aaram se surang paar kar jaata hai...~~~
abb mylord.!!!
sawaal ye uthta hai....
aakhir chantu ne surang paar kar kaise lii.....
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batao...
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chalo mai batata hun....
kyuki
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uske paas LAAL-TEN THA!!!
LOVE MESSAGES
Love Messages
Our love is like a diamond ring, its a precious thing. Our love together is the kind that lasts forever.
Would you open your heart to love me once again? I swear that Ill be true and never let go because my heart is you.
Everyday away from you, tears could fill an ocean blue. Please dont turn away from all those dreams that we once knew.
Life wont mean a thing without you loving me and all I need is you in my life.
Dont ever doubt your trust in me, Ill give you my heart so honestly.
You are like the sunshine so warm, you are like sugar, so sweet.. you are like you.. and that's the reason why I love you!
Faith makes all things possible. Hope makes all things work. Love makes all things beautiful. I Love You my only love.
Can I say I love you today? If not, can I ask you again tomorrow? And the day after tomorrow? And the day after that? Coz I'll be loving you every single day of my life.
When all seems lost and lonely for you
And you dont really know what to do
Look inside your heart and see
There in a special place, I will be
Most wonderful pairs in the world are:-
HEART & BEAT
NIGHT & MOON
BIRDS & SONGS
ROSES & LOVE
U & UR $MILE.
SO KEEP $MILING ALWAYS.
Being near is not the meaning of being dear,
I may be far from u but msgs are bridges
2 make u feel that I always REMEMBER YOU!
It is not being in love that makes me happy... but is being in love with YOU that makes me happy.
A sMiLe tO pUt You On HiGh... A KisS To Set YoUr SouL ALriGhT... WouLd iT bE aLriGhT iF I spEnT ToNiTe BeiNg LovED bY YoU???
Fate has brought us together, to meet, to know and to part is the saddest thing in life... I £ove You...
Curved high on a mountain covered in dew... I saw these 3 words... I LOVE YOU!
Is that love i see in your eyes, or merely a reflection of mine?
I hide my tears when I say your name,
but the pain in my heart is stil the same.
Though I smile and seem carefree,
there's no one who misses you more than me!!
I love so much my heart is sure. As time goes on I love you more. Your happy smile, Your loving face, No one will ever take your place.
As I lie awake in my bed. All sorts of thought run through my head, Like why do I love you as much as I do. Then I realise its because you are you!
i luv ur eyes i luv ur smile.i cherish ur ways i adore ur style. Wot can i say?ur 1of a kind & 24/7 ur on my mind!
Our love is like a diamond ring, its a precious thing. Our love together is the kind that lasts forever.
Would you open your heart to love me once again? I swear that Ill be true and never let go because my heart is you.
Everyday away from you, tears could fill an ocean blue. Please dont turn away from all those dreams that we once knew.
Life wont mean a thing without you loving me and all I need is you in my life.
Dont ever doubt your trust in me, Ill give you my heart so honestly.
You are like the sunshine so warm, you are like sugar, so sweet.. you are like you.. and that's the reason why I love you!
Faith makes all things possible. Hope makes all things work. Love makes all things beautiful. I Love You my only love.
Can I say I love you today? If not, can I ask you again tomorrow? And the day after tomorrow? And the day after that? Coz I'll be loving you every single day of my life.
When all seems lost and lonely for you
And you dont really know what to do
Look inside your heart and see
There in a special place, I will be
Most wonderful pairs in the world are:-
HEART & BEAT
NIGHT & MOON
BIRDS & SONGS
ROSES & LOVE
U & UR $MILE.
SO KEEP $MILING ALWAYS.
Being near is not the meaning of being dear,
I may be far from u but msgs are bridges
2 make u feel that I always REMEMBER YOU!
It is not being in love that makes me happy... but is being in love with YOU that makes me happy.
A sMiLe tO pUt You On HiGh... A KisS To Set YoUr SouL ALriGhT... WouLd iT bE aLriGhT iF I spEnT ToNiTe BeiNg LovED bY YoU???
Fate has brought us together, to meet, to know and to part is the saddest thing in life... I £ove You...
Curved high on a mountain covered in dew... I saw these 3 words... I LOVE YOU!
Is that love i see in your eyes, or merely a reflection of mine?
I hide my tears when I say your name,
but the pain in my heart is stil the same.
Though I smile and seem carefree,
there's no one who misses you more than me!!
I love so much my heart is sure. As time goes on I love you more. Your happy smile, Your loving face, No one will ever take your place.
As I lie awake in my bed. All sorts of thought run through my head, Like why do I love you as much as I do. Then I realise its because you are you!
i luv ur eyes i luv ur smile.i cherish ur ways i adore ur style. Wot can i say?ur 1of a kind & 24/7 ur on my mind!
to my smart indiasbull blogger friends
This was developed as an age test by the R&D Department at Harvard University . Take your time and see if you can read each line out loud without a mistake. The average person can't do it! This is really difficult, not so easy, so be careful.
1. This is this cat
2. This is is cat
3. This is how cat
4. This is to cat
5. This is keep cat
6. This is a cat
7. This is fool cat
8. This is busy cat
9. This is for cat
10. This is forty cat
11. This is seconds cat
Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down, and I bet you can't resist passing it on.
1. This is this cat
2. This is is cat
3. This is how cat
4. This is to cat
5. This is keep cat
6. This is a cat
7. This is fool cat
8. This is busy cat
9. This is for cat
10. This is forty cat
11. This is seconds cat
Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down, and I bet you can't resist passing it on.
Fun in The SUN
Suraj Hua Madham
chand bhi chalne laga
Aasman yeh hai, kyun hilnay laga...
mein thehra raha, zamin chalne lagi
dharka yeh dil, saansey Thumney lagi....
Sajna kya Yehi P yaar Hai ???????
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nahin
Nalayak
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yeh pyar nahi
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EARTHQUAKE hai !
BHAAG....... .....
chand bhi chalne laga
Aasman yeh hai, kyun hilnay laga...
mein thehra raha, zamin chalne lagi
dharka yeh dil, saansey Thumney lagi....
Sajna kya Yehi P yaar Hai ???????
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yeh pyar nahi
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EARTHQUAKE hai !
BHAAG....... .....
The Rose Still Blooms
A Rose once grew where all could see
Sheltered beside a garden wall
and, as the days passed swiftly by.
It spread its branches,
straight and tall.
One day ,a beam of light shone through.
A crevice that had opened wide.
The rose bent gently towards its warmth
Then passed beyond to the other side.
Now, you who deeply feel it's loss.
Be comforted--the rose blooms there.
Its beauty even greater now
Nurtured by Gods own loving care
Sheltered beside a garden wall
and, as the days passed swiftly by.
It spread its branches,
straight and tall.
One day ,a beam of light shone through.
A crevice that had opened wide.
The rose bent gently towards its warmth
Then passed beyond to the other side.
Now, you who deeply feel it's loss.
Be comforted--the rose blooms there.
Its beauty even greater now
Nurtured by Gods own loving care
The Resignation Letter
A Boss looking through his Mail Box was astonished to see a mail from an Employee who was supposed to be busy working at Client side on a critical project. It had the subject - "TaTa - Bye Bye". With the worst premonition he opened the mail and read the content with trembling hands:-
Dear Sir,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you, but I'm leaving the job. The offer was too lucrative and attractive for me to turn down. I had to abscond because I wanted to avoid a scene with the HR and you. I am sorry but I had no choice.
The project is working fine. There are only 108 issues pending, out of which only 38% issues are High Priority. Hence I am sure there is no need to worry about. The next Phase of major enhancements I have been working upon, have been completed halfway. I am sure the new person who would replace me would not understand what all I had done so far. Hence, for his and your convenience, I have taken care to remove all the work that I had been doing this far for nearly 3 months now. I am sure you will appreciate my insight and "big heart".
I am of course retaining the Originals that I had retrieved for the purpose of Passport verification with me, considering it as a parting gift from you. Of course, I will not pay the bond amount that I owe the company (since I Am breaking the bond). But I will consider this as a parting gift from our Dear company. I moving out of town since the new company is situated in another City.
Also, I have changed my contact number. So you will not be able to get in touch with me, to congratulate me. But I know your blessings are always with me. Last but not the least. I also have the Rs 12000 entrusted to me by our company's cultural events group, for the upcoming movie event. I am sure you would have wanted me to keep it with myself as an added bonus from our company. I respect you very much, hence your wish is my command.
Don't worry sir. I am 2 years experienced now, learning so much from your company. So I will surely use this knowledge to write better programs for the new company. Someday I'm sure we will meet sometime in the future. If you wish, I will surely be glad to give my employee reference for you to apply for a job in the new company which I am joining.
Your faithful employee,
S. W. Engineer
At the bottom of the page were the letters "PS". Hands still trembling, the Boss read:
PS: Dearest Boss, none of the above is true. I'm am still busy working at client side. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my "Request to reconsider my Salary Appraisal" attached with this mail. Please approve it and call when it is safe for me to come to our Office to discuss this.
My respect and Best Regards to you!
Thanks & regards,
Dear Sir,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you, but I'm leaving the job. The offer was too lucrative and attractive for me to turn down. I had to abscond because I wanted to avoid a scene with the HR and you. I am sorry but I had no choice.
The project is working fine. There are only 108 issues pending, out of which only 38% issues are High Priority. Hence I am sure there is no need to worry about. The next Phase of major enhancements I have been working upon, have been completed halfway. I am sure the new person who would replace me would not understand what all I had done so far. Hence, for his and your convenience, I have taken care to remove all the work that I had been doing this far for nearly 3 months now. I am sure you will appreciate my insight and "big heart".
I am of course retaining the Originals that I had retrieved for the purpose of Passport verification with me, considering it as a parting gift from you. Of course, I will not pay the bond amount that I owe the company (since I Am breaking the bond). But I will consider this as a parting gift from our Dear company. I moving out of town since the new company is situated in another City.
Also, I have changed my contact number. So you will not be able to get in touch with me, to congratulate me. But I know your blessings are always with me. Last but not the least. I also have the Rs 12000 entrusted to me by our company's cultural events group, for the upcoming movie event. I am sure you would have wanted me to keep it with myself as an added bonus from our company. I respect you very much, hence your wish is my command.
Don't worry sir. I am 2 years experienced now, learning so much from your company. So I will surely use this knowledge to write better programs for the new company. Someday I'm sure we will meet sometime in the future. If you wish, I will surely be glad to give my employee reference for you to apply for a job in the new company which I am joining.
Your faithful employee,
S. W. Engineer
At the bottom of the page were the letters "PS". Hands still trembling, the Boss read:
PS: Dearest Boss, none of the above is true. I'm am still busy working at client side. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my "Request to reconsider my Salary Appraisal" attached with this mail. Please approve it and call when it is safe for me to come to our Office to discuss this.
My respect and Best Regards to you!
Thanks & regards,
Tuesday, June 3, 2008
exams pattern in india
New exam patern by govt:
1) General students: Answer all Quest
2) OBC:write any one Question
3) SC only read quest
4) ST:Thanks for coming
5) GUJJARS:No need to come just send your application by post
1) General students: Answer all Quest
2) OBC:write any one Question
3) SC only read quest
4) ST:Thanks for coming
5) GUJJARS:No need to come just send your application by post
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